Military ‘Ready’ To Confront 1.5 Million People Planning To Storm Area 51

How will our brave Internet Infiltrators fare against the U.S. Army!?

July 14, 2019

By now we've all heard of the amazing and FLAWLESS plan to finally find out what's hiding inside the impenetrable Area 51. The epic mission will take place September 20th. The year 2019 will be one to remember!! 

An event that will go down in history, the secrets to an age-old mystery will finally be discovered and the rewards of that raid will be 100% worth it!


The U.S. Air Force will make the raid more of a challenge as they have issued a warning to the 1.5 million Facebook pledgers.

The Independent is reporting that the spokesperson for the U.S. Air Force Laura McAndrews, has warned the impending internet army!

"Area 51 is an open training range for the US Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces.

The US Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets."

Not giving away ANY battle strategies, Ms McAndrews did not go into detail on how officials would react to the intruders.

While it might make things harder, how could this mission not be a success with a battle plan as detailed and strategic as this!?

"We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens."

Once there, the invaders will be divided into three groups: rock throwers, Naruto runners and ‘Kyles’ (Monster drinking teens with an expertise in kicking in drywall)

The commander of the mission points out that they don’t want to hurt the people protecting Area 51, they just want to ‘annoy them enough to not shoot the Kyles as often’. While all that’s going on, two Naruto runner battalions will ‘run full speed around the north and south flank’ and overwhelm the base.

If you're interested in showing your support for either side click here! 

Choose your side wisely though....

The loot could be worth it! ;)